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Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Friday the 13th (2009)

I once heard there was going to be 13 Friday The 13th movies. Well to my best accounts this in only 12.  Its working title was Friday the 13th Part 12 (Freddy Versus Jason by the way was the 11th in the series.)That was 6 years ago this one was better.  I counted 8 breasts (2 in a magazine) 2 sex scenes about a dozen teens and one cop all slain by Jason Voorhees. Oh Yea 1 mother as well, Jason’s Mother.

         This was the mother of them all. All the Friday The 13th movies that is. It was the classic story. Teens have sex in Crystal Lake cabin, They are stalked by creepy hockey masked killer and the die trying to escape because they are incredibly stupid. He (Jason) even starts this movie wearing a bag like in Part 2.

         The acting in this movie was sufficient. I truly believed these students to be stalked by an ugly rage filled killer. The story line was as well as can be expected. It was a modern day slasher film it had not much of a plot. What do you expect?

         I did like the new age storyline though with cell phones an even a bit of a background story. It was better than the original witch merited only a D+ in my book. This one gets the highest grade possible for a movie with no plot, a C+.

Grade C+

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A note from an editor!

Hi Matthew,

Thank you for the time and effort you put into this piece, especially on a Saturday morning. I can tell you definitely took good notes of everything that was going on during the event!

We still have some work to do before this piece is ready to print. Your piece has a lot of information, but it doesn’t sound like a news article. What was the point of his speech/presentation? Why was he addressing this audience? What is Vanguard? What does the company do – who does it serve? You spend a lot of time narrating (for example, how he was injured), but did not report on the purpose of the event. You can maybe mention his appearance/joking about it in a sentence or two, but do not take several paragraphs to do so. Also, I like how you mentioned where the name “Vanguard” comes from.

There are a lot of spelling errors in this piece – make sure you proof read each sentence carefully.

I know I am getting back to you a little later I hoped, and I’m sorry about that! But if you have time tonight, please go through my suggestions and try to rework your piece. You can send me what you have tonight/tomorrow morning. Please bring a copy of it to the meeting tomorrow and we will discuss it further from there.

Once again, thanks for your hard work and promptness! Remember this is a learning process, and we are all part of the Waltonian team!

Talk to you soon!

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(In A - B -C Order)

1. Hayden Christensen

2. Tom Crusie

3. Kevin Costner

4. Keeanu Reeves

5. Denise Richards

6. Adam Sandler

7. Arnold Schwarzenegger

8. William Shatner

9. Sylvester Stalloan

10. John Claude Van dahm