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Monday, December 28, 2015

Private Resort

       This lackluster T & A comedy was never very funny. It was simply a jigsaw puzzle script of funnier more creative films. Sure there were two horny teenaged boys at the center of the film. Yes, there was some pointless nudity. 

     I’ll even admit it had a great cast! What this film NEVER DID however was make me laugh. I had to watch it in several installments and the rainy overcast day outside matched the mood inside. 

      Johnny Depp is the lead character here and it seems here that this future 3 time Oscar nominee was just coming into his own in this lackluster film. 

     After watching this movie I want to crawl back into bed and NEVER wake up. The nightmares I have in my mid day slumber might be more enjoyable than writing this review. 

      That being said this review is now written and a weight is off my shoulders for have seen and reviewed this pathetic waste of 82 minutes! 

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Grade F

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A note from an editor!

Hi Matthew,

Thank you for the time and effort you put into this piece, especially on a Saturday morning. I can tell you definitely took good notes of everything that was going on during the event!

We still have some work to do before this piece is ready to print. Your piece has a lot of information, but it doesn’t sound like a news article. What was the point of his speech/presentation? Why was he addressing this audience? What is Vanguard? What does the company do – who does it serve? You spend a lot of time narrating (for example, how he was injured), but did not report on the purpose of the event. You can maybe mention his appearance/joking about it in a sentence or two, but do not take several paragraphs to do so. Also, I like how you mentioned where the name “Vanguard” comes from.

There are a lot of spelling errors in this piece – make sure you proof read each sentence carefully.

I know I am getting back to you a little later I hoped, and I’m sorry about that! But if you have time tonight, please go through my suggestions and try to rework your piece. You can send me what you have tonight/tomorrow morning. Please bring a copy of it to the meeting tomorrow and we will discuss it further from there.

Once again, thanks for your hard work and promptness! Remember this is a learning process, and we are all part of the Waltonian team!

Talk to you soon!

Ten Most pathetic movie stars that still have careers.

(In A - B -C Order)

1. Hayden Christensen

2. Tom Crusie

3. Kevin Costner

4. Keeanu Reeves

5. Denise Richards

6. Adam Sandler

7. Arnold Schwarzenegger

8. William Shatner

9. Sylvester Stalloan

10. John Claude Van dahm