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Monday, May 6, 2013

The Limit of Control

Warning: This review majorly Shows of my Vocabulary: If you want a movie with lots of sex, plenty of action and an intelligent plot do not waste you money on this worthless garbage. Sure there is a spy. I grant you three exists a beautiful brunette who is ALWAYS naked and I’ll admit there is as storyline as well . I just didn’t see where they went if anywhere in this one hour and 56 minutes waste of time. The spy is black, that is kind of cool. The aforementioned love interest is constantly naked and horny ultra point for that as well. Oh yea there are a couple of cool cameos by a vituperative Bill Murray and unshaven John Hurt. I just don’t see how they tied together. The main character was a loner. I got that. He drank two espressos at a time and memorized and swallowed codes as well. I figured that out as well. The question still exists thought what did he do with that information. I did not spot nary an explosion. I could not find a single chase scene hell I’m not even sure if the main character had more than a few lines. What I do know however is this film was boring. So boring in fact I am bereft of words to describe how lame it was. The entire movie was one giant leitmotif. The same thing just happened over and over again. The shame of it was that same thing was not much.( if anything at all. ) I left the theatre aghast. I just wasted an entire evening of my time I could have spent my time doing more exciting things. You know like counting the gem stones in my Eagles Super Bowl ring. (oops my bad.) Grade F

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A note from an editor!

Hi Matthew,

Thank you for the time and effort you put into this piece, especially on a Saturday morning. I can tell you definitely took good notes of everything that was going on during the event!

We still have some work to do before this piece is ready to print. Your piece has a lot of information, but it doesn’t sound like a news article. What was the point of his speech/presentation? Why was he addressing this audience? What is Vanguard? What does the company do – who does it serve? You spend a lot of time narrating (for example, how he was injured), but did not report on the purpose of the event. You can maybe mention his appearance/joking about it in a sentence or two, but do not take several paragraphs to do so. Also, I like how you mentioned where the name “Vanguard” comes from.

There are a lot of spelling errors in this piece – make sure you proof read each sentence carefully.

I know I am getting back to you a little later I hoped, and I’m sorry about that! But if you have time tonight, please go through my suggestions and try to rework your piece. You can send me what you have tonight/tomorrow morning. Please bring a copy of it to the meeting tomorrow and we will discuss it further from there.

Once again, thanks for your hard work and promptness! Remember this is a learning process, and we are all part of the Waltonian team!

Talk to you soon!

Ten Most pathetic movie stars that still have careers.

(In A - B -C Order)

1. Hayden Christensen

2. Tom Crusie

3. Kevin Costner

4. Keeanu Reeves

5. Denise Richards

6. Adam Sandler

7. Arnold Schwarzenegger

8. William Shatner

9. Sylvester Stalloan

10. John Claude Van dahm